kelis is knocked up!

i'm happy i hope the baby is really talented like mummy and daddy...and if it has musical talents i hope it has mummy and daddy early years in music the illmatic & kaleidoscope days but im proud of the new mum & dad and word on the street is her baby bump is out and about yayyyyyy

my weakness

songs like these...est. i was a little teapot



INCUBUS - nice to know you




THIRD EYE BLIND - losing a whole year

am i bitch?

i doubt it but i think that perception gets a little surrounded in my persona..i'm reallly not i just beileve in what i believe in...not because i want to go around defending shit all day but because i have to.

blame the heart.

today was brownies and cupcakes...today i was ____ and i'm proud of it..yeah blanking the whole thing out means i'm a lttle ashamed but..yadda yadda my day started like this hopped up out the bed turned my swag off because i decided i wanted to expose some outrageous behavior..i myspaced ,ate breakfast, ate yougurt, drank slim fast, watched tyra, took a shower, wore black pants and a penn state sweatshirt all in a about 6hours then my mummy took me to this vintage store called killer trash in fells point, she was suppose to take me to some funky store on charles st. but it was about 150,000 people or more..seriously in that area because obama came to maryland today like some stone-cold g.

killer trash was niccccceeeee...i brought a cool jacket in which i will post on here later because its that cool and it was 35 dollars and my mummy said it was a good price...they had stripper and hooker shoes platforms shoes you can do some major streetwalking in. absolutely a pair of shoes i would like to own one day...they had hats, pretty dresses massive amouts of cool jackets and the employee waas super nice and helpful..she didn't even have some bitchy attitute and she told me my jacket was from vegas..the prices were kinda jacked up though









then me and mummy decides to go to the thrift store a few blocks up and she tells me:

mummy: tristan is punished for 52 days for shoplifting at wal-mart
...not suprised
me: dangggg..thats like a couple months...what he got caught
mummy: yea, they was like susan carter-ash please come to costomer service...i was like i hope tristan wasn't shoplifting when i went to customer service they told me to come in this room
me: he is so stupid, what he steal
mummy: 2 soujia boy cds
me: ( laughing, screaming chocking, hysterically) ohhhmyguhhhod..he knew he was gonna caught who steals electronics ( laughing, screaming chocking, hysterically again)
mummy:..ughh is it that funny....
me:( laughing, screaming chocking,losing oxygen, hysterically)YEA.
....2 minutes..
mummy: its not that funny..but seriously is it that funny
me: i brought him a soujia boy cd for christmas
mummy: he said it was scratched...and he knew i wouldn't buy him another one
me: what tha freak ( laughing, screaming chocking,losing oxygen hysterically)

i brought a pink scarf and a purple bag that is exactly the same as the black one i got from another thrift store that broke on my birthday...which was one of the many bad things that happen to me on my very own birthday

ate some orange chicken

went back home to boredom and internet

then called my sister ..we talked about nasty stuff, kissy kisses, old-played out ass holes, nut crackers, hot guys at the gym, and phone s_x..it was her idea..secretly reminded my self how much i love her ..and then told her about soujia loyal fans who take chances just to bump to his music..my brother is a true fan and he got a soujia miracle avoided a shoplifting crimal record...and he so hardcore he put both in each pocket..he doesn't have much smarts...me and my sister shared a ( laughing, screaming chocking,losing oxygen hysterically) and talked about how proud soujia boy would be..made up a song to tristan's stupididity

me: hopped up out the bed stole from walmart..put two cds in my back pocket like whats up..ahhh i'm not getting money nawwwwwwwww!
=)

THE END

hmmmm....

i'm starting to get the feeling that cool things happen to me..those things i don't expect, those things that gets me all puzzled and make me smile until my face hurts super, those things that are cool..actually happen to me....whaddddaaaafuzz

i like this song

Private Affair - The Virgins

too bad i don't know how to post them like some normal person..but this is fine until the song makes me sick because i listen to it too much which would probaly be never

GUITARS & NO BRAS!

finally got the latest nylon and i realized how lily allen is my beauty icon she is sooo pretty. when i got my sexy ass nylon i said "its me and you baby"




being half-nude takes off the daily pressures of being slim..it feels free it feels rich and it feels pretty...so at sixteen candles i can say i'm happy with my body i just need to feel comfortable with my body so i can flaunt my junk [that was wack = ) ] but i know i;m blessed and i have mad love for myself even though my body is not where i want it to be i'm working hard on it 4-6 days a week at the gym and changing my eating habits (the real tough cookie)..yadda yadda..my new years night was half bangin half out of control i drunk more booze then anyone at the party i was talking shit to people i called my ex who dumped me without any notification and i just acted a fool not to mention i threw up all on my favorite jacket and favorite purse. ahhhh i looked great though and i wish i had pictures to show off..fuckkkk

OK SO HERE IS MY GUITAR WITH NO BRA PICTURES:

Keeping it gangsta in 2009: the pretties & uglies of 2008

WARNING: very long post

BEST OF 2008:

Kate Nash live at the recher theatre i had a blast she is absolutely amazing too i really would like to meet her and make her my bestfriend

doc martens..i can't help it i'm just in love with the suckas

OTAKON 2008

NYLON MAGIZINE

my platinum "in yo face nigga wuh" hoochie[ing] bff,sister,babylove my never let a argument,guy,money, house, people,friends,drugs,alchohol...lol come between us JATIA ily forever.

www.karrieb.blogspot.com she is bomb bomb diggity and she'll have you feinding for the next post and she is super cute and she has docs and she has a nose ring and she once had me obssessed with the word skank and i actually made a song about that word and it goes like "i'm a skank don't stank 'cause i'm a hoochie mama" =) and most of all she has a special soul and it's really not hard to notice.

SANTOGOLD put lots of flava in my ears

Barack Obama

a motherflippin' unpredictible summer

thrift stores. salvation armies, and consignment shops all across the nation..discounts amd free stuff too

My Beans (nephew)

credit report.com commercials especially the one that goes like
f-r-e-e that spells free credit report dot com baby!

FELLSPOINT

strictly GNARLS BARKLEY it took this year and my cousin to make me a cd of both albums to see how brillant they are i had a slight idea but it should have been stronger. thanx Damon

WORST OF 2008:

being dumped cold turkey without any notification

GCH going on tour with T-pain and lil wayne fucking sell-outs hoes and bitches (sorry)

My stalking abilities hacking emails and myspaces WTF??? i'm the super phyco ex-girlfriend..well basically how weird i've become

falling almost madly in love with soujia boy recent album..its really dumb but i noticed how cute he is i still like the "swag on" song though

Katy Perry fooling my ass into buying "one of the boys" because i liked HOT & COLD

lil wayne..geez (i'm sorry if your a fan but he is brainwashing you watch your back)

those rihanna hair cuts..ok they are absolutley adorable on her but invent your own rules girls do yo own thang

travis mccoy cutting his hair and dating katy perry..my heart

the baddest bitches..come on now

perez hilton making more guap than most hard-working people by sitting on his computer all day getting arthiritis talking shit about celebs..


NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS: i don't like these things

but i'll try not to spend so much money on food...pshhh..thats my dirty little secret
get all the peircings i want
learn how to sew
save money
have a party in august
lose 20 pounds get a lover
...go on massive dates
expand my vocabulary
learn how to play the guitar
do karaoke nights and open mics
meet kate nash
dance for money
sing for money
sell brownies and lots of candy
sell my rings on esty
have natural hair
see ok go in march at the recher theatre
make cupcakes
put on a happy face =)

YAYYYY!

amy is so pretty..watch this


i tryed my best! =)


my ring from fred flare and cute nails

hi,..i'm yaya

today was funny and weird and bitchy and angry today was a lot of stuff but horror but sad and super ugly today was good weather today i realized i don't post blogs to get massive comments and attention but because it benefits me in several ways today church made me mad because everyone gets all heiferish when vistors come..i don't like church much but today i hated it today i wore a purple pencil skirt, cute shirt, black tights, pink bow, and hot pink boots. today i listened to "save room" by john legend lots of times
tommorow will be brighter than sunshine and i'm gonna be all over the city first university parkway, then canton, then fells point..tommorow will be spunktified and amazing..cheaaaa!.

today and tommorow i'll miss days like these not because i loved my healthy much longer hair and i was 30 pounds ligther but because i didn't know him i didn't know he exist and if he didn't exist. now i'll be feeling sweeeet with damaged recently bleached short hair and huge legs.