Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Keeping it gangsta in 2009: the pretties & uglies of 2008

WARNING: very long post

BEST OF 2008:

Kate Nash live at the recher theatre i had a blast she is absolutely amazing too i really would like to meet her and make her my bestfriend

doc martens..i can't help it i'm just in love with the suckas



my platinum "in yo face nigga wuh" hoochie[ing] bff,sister,babylove my never let a argument,guy,money, house, people,friends,drugs,alchohol...lol come between us JATIA ily forever.

www.karrieb.blogspot.com she is bomb bomb diggity and she'll have you feinding for the next post and she is super cute and she has docs and she has a nose ring and she once had me obssessed with the word skank and i actually made a song about that word and it goes like "i'm a skank don't stank 'cause i'm a hoochie mama" =) and most of all she has a special soul and it's really not hard to notice.

SANTOGOLD put lots of flava in my ears

Barack Obama

a motherflippin' unpredictible summer

thrift stores. salvation armies, and consignment shops all across the nation..discounts amd free stuff too

My Beans (nephew)

credit report.com commercials especially the one that goes like
f-r-e-e that spells free credit report dot com baby!


strictly GNARLS BARKLEY it took this year and my cousin to make me a cd of both albums to see how brillant they are i had a slight idea but it should have been stronger. thanx Damon

WORST OF 2008:

being dumped cold turkey without any notification

GCH going on tour with T-pain and lil wayne fucking sell-outs hoes and bitches (sorry)

My stalking abilities hacking emails and myspaces WTF??? i'm the super phyco ex-girlfriend..well basically how weird i've become

falling almost madly in love with soujia boy recent album..its really dumb but i noticed how cute he is i still like the "swag on" song though

Katy Perry fooling my ass into buying "one of the boys" because i liked HOT & COLD

lil wayne..geez (i'm sorry if your a fan but he is brainwashing you watch your back)

those rihanna hair cuts..ok they are absolutley adorable on her but invent your own rules girls do yo own thang

travis mccoy cutting his hair and dating katy perry..my heart

the baddest bitches..come on now

perez hilton making more guap than most hard-working people by sitting on his computer all day getting arthiritis talking shit about celebs..

NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS: i don't like these things

but i'll try not to spend so much money on food...pshhh..thats my dirty little secret
get all the peircings i want
learn how to sew
save money
have a party in august
lose 20 pounds get a lover
...go on massive dates
expand my vocabulary
learn how to play the guitar
do karaoke nights and open mics
meet kate nash
dance for money
sing for money
sell brownies and lots of candy
sell my rings on esty
have natural hair
see ok go in march at the recher theatre
make cupcakes
put on a happy face =)

Monday, December 29, 2008


amy is so pretty..watch this

i tryed my best! =)

my ring from fred flare and cute nails

Sunday, December 28, 2008

hi,..i'm yaya

today was funny and weird and bitchy and angry today was a lot of stuff but horror but sad and super ugly today was good weather today i realized i don't post blogs to get massive comments and attention but because it benefits me in several ways today church made me mad because everyone gets all heiferish when vistors come..i don't like church much but today i hated it today i wore a purple pencil skirt, cute shirt, black tights, pink bow, and hot pink boots. today i listened to "save room" by john legend lots of times
tommorow will be brighter than sunshine and i'm gonna be all over the city first university parkway, then canton, then fells point..tommorow will be spunktified and amazing..cheaaaa!.

today and tommorow i'll miss days like these not because i loved my healthy much longer hair and i was 30 pounds ligther but because i didn't know him i didn't know he exist and if he didn't exist. now i'll be feeling sweeeet with damaged recently bleached short hair and huge legs.


Wednesday, December 24, 2008


i'm currently listening to Gnarls Barkley and wishing everyone a Merry Christmas & Happy Hannukah i won't be getting shit but a Merry little Christmas to you is a brownie in the oven..well well since thanks giving catered morth carlina food was shitty i can't wait to feast tomorrow i've been waiting for tomorrow for a very long time i'll tell everyone how good the lasaugna and baked macoroni & CHEES(Y) was i most likely won't have a internet connection tomorrow soooo shalallllaaaa..cause its the most wonderful time of the year.


Tuesday, December 23, 2008


this weekend i was balling out of control i had $300 bucks to buy christmas gift..i did a half good job..out of the three of my brothers i only brought one a gift because i ran outta money now i'm bummed and their bummed..well i brought Tristan a souja boy cd and an aeropostale jacket..he is pump..and my two little brothers showed me how to do the bird walk that soujia boy thing now i think i'm a southern pimp....=) my brain is swollen because i just got long twist and those africans burned my face...i want to do some karoke and singing loud


spaz if you want to


the docs came in the mail..yayyyy only a week later



i have a gangsta ass room

my morning face


Sunday, November 30, 2008



i miss my beans..muah...muah...my babe

Saturday, November 29, 2008

xoxo baltimore.

i never thought i would miss such a screwd & skaddadle city but even a city full of proverty beats north carlina, a state for someone with a retired.boredom.no spazz state of mind. what a bore. i never wanna go back and even when i'm performing over the world the north carlina natives if they have any interest in my music will have to come to maryland or virginia because that state made me sick i just couldn't handle it and i bet any state with cotton fields,markets called piggly wiggly,hour drives to nearest anything will make me vomit like i had rotten spagetti. i love home. i just watch juno and i want starbucks

Wednesday, November 26, 2008


listening to M83- Kim & Jessie and Radiohead- Creep and i can download neither of the poop faces from rhapsody because rhapsody is a niggerish ass hole...ahhh whatever and wait wait i can't download Foutains of Wayne songs at all how fuguly...yadda yaddddddda..i hate ipods too.. body slamming my ipod..well i would but it's brand new so i rather not..i'm going too north carlina this afternoon....gain 5 pounds becuse thats what happens when you travel...ughhh i wish i was in new york city. =***(


she has style in a naked juice bottle pure organic and effortless throws on anything thats clean, no insecurities,no arrogance,VINTAGE BITCHES


word on the street is winehouse is quitting on her blake she says it would never work out they were only together for sex... she didn't mention the high of substances they were only together for too...they were so cute despite their physical abuse and yuckness..they had a indie couple look too..i love you amy your the best. i hope black absence helps you get it together forever..one love!

Monday, November 17, 2008

the system

i awoke this beautiful monday morning with sadness in my system and the system has to change the system has to be filled with sugar and spice and everything nice =)
and when i awoke i had LOVE HURTS by Incubus on my brain heavy and i thought maybe thats a sign... "love hurts but sometimes it's a good hurt, love sings when it transcends the bad things..but without LOVE i WON'T survive" hmmmmm and now i'm youtubing some old Incubus goodies....like "pardon" thanx mummy for making me listen to Incubus even when i would complain...oh yeah and my party invitations are fucked because my 5 or 6 year old dusty printer went completely dead but i did some banging little invitations..they are relly cute..i'm concerned about my party, my thrift store,whole foods,music store in fellspoint and antique store visits and i need guitar lesson really bad and i need to take my ass to dance class this thursday despite my lack of transportation and try to create a choir, free hugs & gay rights signs, busk (organize my street performances), sell candy, make rings, perform at ukazol books open mic shabang by February, decide rather or not i'm going to north carlina..zzzzz with my grandfather it seems so country i hate country i love city
i don't have time to stalk people anymore because its almost nitey nite dynamite
life will feel greater







i only drink starbucks occassionally...promise

Friday, November 14, 2008

stylistas and hel-looks favorites

dublin girls are awesome..and she has DR MARTENS owwwwwwww






winehouse forever



..and me i'm a bit stylish here and a little everywhere ;)





Thursday, November 13, 2008

somebody call a doctor?!

DR MARTEN(S)...i've been raped into beiliving i needsss these suckas in my life on my feet in my room skattered on the navy blue carpet i needssss these sucks the pink patent leather to wear with my sequence sweater woooo i'll think i'm so cool


i love you and i'll own you christmas day or sometime in the 09-nezzy ok i'm putting you on my christmas list now bye bye have hope for me and you and our forever together-ness and please don't be devastated when i cheat on you with the black leather they are so vegan!

..and i cursed a lot today bad bad habit =(


Tuesday, November 11, 2008

your body is a wanderland.

oohhh lalaaa i ♥ john mayer.. i want a boyfriend with a BORAT swim-suit we'll cruise the streets of america togheter

Wednesday, November 5, 2008


"Birds who flock together Barack together"
After i cryed called my mummy cried like my dog died with a ugly face and then laughed like a hienna (same thing that can make you cry can make you laugh like a hyenna) real loud too my mummy didn't vote today because they effed up the name on her voters card but Maryland had that shizz locked down anyway...so i get on myspace to check status moods and other stuff due to the OBAMA victory [WHOOP WHOOP AHHHH]and some little white girl with gothic hair status says "i hope b. obama gets shot" half and half screwed up my whole night, first i'm like
hey bitch wtfiwwyb? in my mind, then i decide to send a message to let this slutty squirel face tramp know thats no cool (threats in the fucking first five minutes of VICTORY & HISTORY) shove IT!

wtf is wrong withyou and no at first i wanted him to win but hes for LIVE ABORTIAN WTF?! eh.. man and i was joking and i dont fucking care
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: yaya
Date: Nov 4, 2008 9:22 PM

why the fuck would you hope he gets shots
are you serious how ignorant and crazy are you
dumb ass fuck

excuses excuses thats not a probable cause for you to want somebody to get shot thats fucking insane...but my response was irrelevant because she blocks me right away HOE.HOE.HOE.HOE.HOE.HOE.HOE. you gothic hair HOE.


Never been so proud to be an American

Last night i couldn't sleep

Called my Bff Jilly and screamed in her ears

snapped this picture in the beginning most likely February when him and Hilary were going head to head look how far we come

Tuesday, November 4, 2008


i woke up today with the election on my mind like it was my wedding day or something
i have madd love for Barack and i pray he wins if he doesn't we'll just have to move on in life.
today i was in my aunt's car and the recreation center line was two blocks down..like whoa!


i pulled a PEREZ HILTON with the foam from the mouth, everyone has their own opinion but i believe in BARAK biotch

Monday, November 3, 2008



my humor
my hugs
my kisses
my crazy dances
my girlie


Sunday, November 2, 2008

Hallween, NYC & erythang

yo yo yiggity yo
so yesterday was halloween..and my halloween was spoiled because stupid fucking idots of baltimore city and their drug related, bitch-assness related, gang related people had this little gang initiation (yeah didn't spell it right) so they had to kill 31 women to get in the gang on some other wack ass foreign bullshit and they were only targeting women. so my halloween was rotten yadda yadda i sat home ate food watched tyra got prepared for my trip to the nyc the citayyyy, i wasn't much excited because matisyahu & flobots were in Baltimore tonight @ rams head and i really wanted to go but i had alread paid my money to go to manhattan, yadda i've been to new york before but i never been to the citaaaaay time SQUARE and crap. Since my halloween which i was so excited for was spoiled and moldy [i was going to be a slutty bunny rabbit too] i decided to put on my pink wig because i love pink hair and people always yapp about new york being so acceptive of styles global, hobos, blah. I went with a church as soon as i got on the coach bus hooker and hoes were amazed really they were i never got a compliment because maybe they thought it was a sin [ pink hair rawwwwrrrrr] but they stared and laughed yadda. i wanna catch a train shit it was a long four and the half hour ride and we didn't even go to the city right away we went to some shitty little flea market where all the men were sweet talkers and told us how beautiful and sexy we were [Cassie & i]
some guys name sanchez: OMG! you girls are so beautiful, wow your from baltimore your so nice. girls in new york can't top you baby ooh buy a ring its only a dollar, mmm i going to baltimore to get a sexy women like yall, i have no girlfriend i'm loney can i move to baltimore with you?????

WTF? Part 1

Then when me and Cassie goes to the atm this hispanic guy selling baby clothes says "Halloween was yesterday" i imeadately say "lets fight" i was joking but i really wanted to kick his ass because he was too out spoken and kinda rude even though it was funny...i would expect that in baltimore but in a more under the breath kind of way not all out and about and loud and proud biotch you dead wrong
he goes on and on about how he is joking and then his friend tries to holla crispy chocolate kinda of fella not good looking, i say i got a boyfrind knowing darn well i haven't had a boyfriend in over a year i didn't want to hurt the poor guy feelings plus his wackness was yuck.

WTF? Part 2,3,4, etc

never heard that word so many times in my life
i got "Happy Haloween" "Ohhhh Hallowen" "Wow Halloween" and the favorite "Halloween was yesterday" we use to say that when we were kids to crack a joke but these grown ass men and women young adults were on the grind to let me know how yesterday was halloween.

i had madd fun

my sister left me and didn't explore with me she was being happy with her lover and when she is happy i'm happy. i got a angry shout from a old crusty guy saying "Halloween was yesterday" didn't even know where that came from he was lost in the new york city crowd, rappers were on their grind, Cassie got a lot of compliments where i just got Halloween comments, some guy at burger king talked up a stormed about Barack Obama his mothers white stomach and Africans and he ask me was my pink hair real i replied yes and what kind of afro american was i, i told him i was asian. He starts talking about chinatown. and asked for my autograph. Gave this homeless guy a dollar probaly buys a drink..madd guys were selling comedy show tickets and i spoke to two sexy white guys. The isreal lites or muslims i'm not sure was out and about preaching in time square and some sexy jalopeno was objecting their comments and they also had signs thet said "AMERICA WILL BE DSETROYED" heeeheeee! =) my back was hurting like shit and i'm a new yorker your digging


they were niceeeeeee!


cass & i

i <3 New YORK peaceeeeeee


Friday, October 17, 2008

motivated by the dolla HOLLA!

lately it seems like money is the only thing that can make me feel secure and happy when i buy that new something from the antique shop, thrift store, h&m, hottopic i get really lifted and i don't like it. i don't like being a intense spender..one of those druggy compulsive shoppers who be on the tyra show or true life talking about how they feel like a gambler or acholic because shopping make them feel good. i really need a boyfriend too a good one with nice armpits and really interesting thats really hard to find, hopefully today when i'm going to the movies all ALONE i'll find that special guy who just randomly holds a interesting conversation with while i'm getting tickets for Nick & Norah infinite playlist. peace

Thursday, August 28, 2008


i live and i'll die for this song fuck date rape you pervs

i <3 sublime

Monday, August 11, 2008

we cool like that

this weekend was banannas fun and craze! my sister my two little brothers and i went to the harbor and laughed like asses i was angry becuase my brother was pissing me off....and this people from the Otakon Festival was roaming the earth with there beautiful costumes

heres my favorite:


they were really nice..i interruped their subway meal and asked can i take their picture


i was unaware thet she was a she when i begged my sister to hunt her down so she can take the picture


i loved her and i was suprised that older people like that otakon stuff....

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