BITE ME!

i don't like this. i don't like this. i don't like this. i don't like this
this shit right hurr is bad and i don't want anyone to embrace this even if your a stylista and your capable of pulling anything off don't do this. this is bad for mind body and soul. this is worst then diarreha breath at midnight. i don't like this. i don't like this. i don't like this.



gaga stop this...the front rips aren't as bad as this



american apparel don't sell this.

i can't really explain why i'm not digging this it appears to be so tacky . i haven't seen a soul in baltimore with these on but its a trend that choking me already i don't like this.

OUCH!
OUCH!
OUCH!

it feels good....

..when i say i hate boys. they are weird and stupid they can't make up their mind they are confused little puppies who only think about sex sex and video games. most unfortunate girls with no luck with penis owners like me gets the weirdest boys the ones who be talking about love the third day liar liar pants on fiyah big fat liar and always begging for nasty pictures.

...guys spices up you phone converstaion and text. talk about music and art not "can i have your virginity" cause thats all fucked up and the next boy that asks me that i done for good i'm getting a restraining order. i get so tired of saying "I'M NOT GONNA HAVE SEX WITH YOU SO STOP ASKING" and then theres nothing else to talk. i hear lady bugs crawling. i'm done this rant shall continue

oohhh-wee

today i seen a daylight street hooker. she had it going on gold gliterry shake shake shake it top a red skirt and red fishnets. that was pretty fascinating she caught everyone on the bus attention even mines probaly because she was one the the most vintage most stylish street hookers i've ever seen. i wanna be just like her when grow up =)

i spent $20 at the thrift store today yayyyyyy me i got velvet gloves, a bad ass bad ass denim jacket with lots of zippers and buckles, the biggest most gorgeous studs ive ever seen, a spring dress, black bag, a minnie mouse fanny pack, and a little 80 cent scarf. $20 niceeeeeee right? and then i spent $5 for two pair of fish nets and a hard mean brush for my very un weave-tastic weave. gez i feel sorry for people who spend $20 on socks. yuck =)

modern guilt.

thanks to musicjesus.com expressing my strange and sudden love for this video isn't impossible. lets blame youtube lame asses for disabling smooth shizz.hmmmm due to the absolute random shizz happening in this video like black & white film, stalking sneaky behavior, creepy dudes with goofy glasses, beck sexy face & long hair with the adorable black hat, but most of all him accepting or hugging his guilt at the end of the video. i swear i watched this video over 40 times trying to peep something new. never happens btw.

BeckModern Guilt

blame the heart.

today was brownies and cupcakes...today i was ____ and i'm proud of it..yeah blanking the whole thing out means i'm a lttle ashamed but..yadda yadda my day started like this hopped up out the bed turned my swag off because i decided i wanted to expose some outrageous behavior..i myspaced ,ate breakfast, ate yougurt, drank slim fast, watched tyra, took a shower, wore black pants and a penn state sweatshirt all in a about 6hours then my mummy took me to this vintage store called killer trash in fells point, she was suppose to take me to some funky store on charles st. but it was about 150,000 people or more..seriously in that area because obama came to maryland today like some stone-cold g.

killer trash was niccccceeeee...i brought a cool jacket in which i will post on here later because its that cool and it was 35 dollars and my mummy said it was a good price...they had stripper and hooker shoes platforms shoes you can do some major streetwalking in. absolutely a pair of shoes i would like to own one day...they had hats, pretty dresses massive amouts of cool jackets and the employee waas super nice and helpful..she didn't even have some bitchy attitute and she told me my jacket was from vegas..the prices were kinda jacked up though









then me and mummy decides to go to the thrift store a few blocks up and she tells me:

mummy: tristan is punished for 52 days for shoplifting at wal-mart
...not suprised
me: dangggg..thats like a couple months...what he got caught
mummy: yea, they was like susan carter-ash please come to costomer service...i was like i hope tristan wasn't shoplifting when i went to customer service they told me to come in this room
me: he is so stupid, what he steal
mummy: 2 soujia boy cds
me: ( laughing, screaming chocking, hysterically) ohhhmyguhhhod..he knew he was gonna caught who steals electronics ( laughing, screaming chocking, hysterically again)
mummy:..ughh is it that funny....
me:( laughing, screaming chocking,losing oxygen, hysterically)YEA.
....2 minutes..
mummy: its not that funny..but seriously is it that funny
me: i brought him a soujia boy cd for christmas
mummy: he said it was scratched...and he knew i wouldn't buy him another one
me: what tha freak ( laughing, screaming chocking,losing oxygen hysterically)

i brought a pink scarf and a purple bag that is exactly the same as the black one i got from another thrift store that broke on my birthday...which was one of the many bad things that happen to me on my very own birthday

ate some orange chicken

went back home to boredom and internet

then called my sister ..we talked about nasty stuff, kissy kisses, old-played out ass holes, nut crackers, hot guys at the gym, and phone s_x..it was her idea..secretly reminded my self how much i love her ..and then told her about soujia loyal fans who take chances just to bump to his music..my brother is a true fan and he got a soujia miracle avoided a shoplifting crimal record...and he so hardcore he put both in each pocket..he doesn't have much smarts...me and my sister shared a ( laughing, screaming chocking,losing oxygen hysterically) and talked about how proud soujia boy would be..made up a song to tristan's stupididity

me: hopped up out the bed stole from walmart..put two cds in my back pocket like whats up..ahhh i'm not getting money nawwwwwwwww!
=)

THE END

hi,..i'm yaya

today was funny and weird and bitchy and angry today was a lot of stuff but horror but sad and super ugly today was good weather today i realized i don't post blogs to get massive comments and attention but because it benefits me in several ways today church made me mad because everyone gets all heiferish when vistors come..i don't like church much but today i hated it today i wore a purple pencil skirt, cute shirt, black tights, pink bow, and hot pink boots. today i listened to "save room" by john legend lots of times
tommorow will be brighter than sunshine and i'm gonna be all over the city first university parkway, then canton, then fells point..tommorow will be spunktified and amazing..cheaaaa!.

today and tommorow i'll miss days like these not because i loved my healthy much longer hair and i was 30 pounds ligther but because i didn't know him i didn't know he exist and if he didn't exist. now i'll be feeling sweeeet with damaged recently bleached short hair and huge legs.