VINTAGE SANTI.

blame the heart.

today was brownies and cupcakes...today i was ____ and i'm proud of it..yeah blanking the whole thing out means i'm a lttle ashamed but..yadda yadda my day started like this hopped up out the bed turned my swag off because i decided i wanted to expose some outrageous behavior..i myspaced ,ate breakfast, ate yougurt, drank slim fast, watched tyra, took a shower, wore black pants and a penn state sweatshirt all in a about 6hours then my mummy took me to this vintage store called killer trash in fells point, she was suppose to take me to some funky store on charles st. but it was about 150,000 people or more..seriously in that area because obama came to maryland today like some stone-cold g.

killer trash was niccccceeeee...i brought a cool jacket in which i will post on here later because its that cool and it was 35 dollars and my mummy said it was a good price...they had stripper and hooker shoes platforms shoes you can do some major streetwalking in. absolutely a pair of shoes i would like to own one day...they had hats, pretty dresses massive amouts of cool jackets and the employee waas super nice and helpful..she didn't even have some bitchy attitute and she told me my jacket was from vegas..the prices were kinda jacked up though









then me and mummy decides to go to the thrift store a few blocks up and she tells me:

mummy: tristan is punished for 52 days for shoplifting at wal-mart
...not suprised
me: dangggg..thats like a couple months...what he got caught
mummy: yea, they was like susan carter-ash please come to costomer service...i was like i hope tristan wasn't shoplifting when i went to customer service they told me to come in this room
me: he is so stupid, what he steal
mummy: 2 soujia boy cds
me: ( laughing, screaming chocking, hysterically) ohhhmyguhhhod..he knew he was gonna caught who steals electronics ( laughing, screaming chocking, hysterically again)
mummy:..ughh is it that funny....
me:( laughing, screaming chocking,losing oxygen, hysterically)YEA.
....2 minutes..
mummy: its not that funny..but seriously is it that funny
me: i brought him a soujia boy cd for christmas
mummy: he said it was scratched...and he knew i wouldn't buy him another one
me: what tha freak ( laughing, screaming chocking,losing oxygen hysterically)

i brought a pink scarf and a purple bag that is exactly the same as the black one i got from another thrift store that broke on my birthday...which was one of the many bad things that happen to me on my very own birthday

ate some orange chicken

went back home to boredom and internet

then called my sister ..we talked about nasty stuff, kissy kisses, old-played out ass holes, nut crackers, hot guys at the gym, and phone s_x..it was her idea..secretly reminded my self how much i love her ..and then told her about soujia loyal fans who take chances just to bump to his music..my brother is a true fan and he got a soujia miracle avoided a shoplifting crimal record...and he so hardcore he put both in each pocket..he doesn't have much smarts...me and my sister shared a ( laughing, screaming chocking,losing oxygen hysterically) and talked about how proud soujia boy would be..made up a song to tristan's stupididity

me: hopped up out the bed stole from walmart..put two cds in my back pocket like whats up..ahhh i'm not getting money nawwwwwwwww!
=)

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